Friday, April 10, 2009

Book Couples

Books that would result from unlikely marriages of unlikely authors.

1. How Atlas stopped shrugging, gave up and got a life
- Ayn Rand-Vishwanathan

Synopsis: A group of entrepreneurs get fed up with their wives sleeping around with soccer stars. They decide enough is enough and go off to a mountain retreat to learn Shaolin Soccer, along with other arts of getting a 'life'. In the process they decide to plagiarize from their peers and this becomes an accepted habit. Eventually they learn the truth that could shake the very world they're holding up... That John Galt is a soccer star too!


2. Lord of Small Rings - J.R.R.R. The last R stands for Roy

Synopsis: Two fraternal twins set out on the journey of their lives to give back a ring to their local jeweller's as the gold had become too tarnished. On the way they encounter backwaters, over-booked trains, huge armies of orcs and a generally annoying creature which promises to pawn the gold off for much more than its worth. 24 years later they reunite (yeah they got separated somewhere in the middle) and... well, something happens.

3. Fight Point Someone
- Chetan Palahniuk

Synopsis: A B-school grad writes about his undergraduate life, which infuriates quite a lot of people. These people find that the only outlet to their anger is to start an underground club, where they fight a mannequin similar to the one in the picture. Eventually, all the people realize they're only fighting themselves, for without them, the mannequin doesn't exist. However, this comes a little too late, leaving the face on the mannequin completely disfigured, landing him in hospital. It also leads to a sequel, titled...

4. The Catch-22 Mistakes of My Life - Chetan Heller

Synopsis: After landing up in hospital, the writer goes through a phase where he rambles incoherently and writes books named similar to the above. Both being the same thing. However, the rest of the people in the hospital turn out to be uncontrollably funny. Seeing this, the writer gets a bright idea and plots his escape citing various excuses, including lunacy. The doctors agree and let him go, leading to the book's eponymous mistake. Also leading to another sequel...

5. Midnight's Children at the Call Center - Chetan Rushdie

Synopsis: You get the drift...

8 comments:

themiddler said...

Whoa! Orey the burst of creativity! I liked the Atlas Shrugged one the best. In fact, I am inspired to write Atlas Shagged :P

Ducky said...

Heh, it's all inspired by a Joint collaboration ;) And yeah, I like the sound of that title!

Czar said...

I understand the joint collaboration, but never seen one as wicked as this one.

Done with DDP?

Ducky said...

Czar,

Joint collaborations are always wicked, I'm yet to see an angelic collaboration.

Nope on the DDP, looks like June only.

Neethu said...

man's imagination has no limits...;)

Mohan K.V said...

Ms. Rand-Vishwanathan is an epic win!

Ducky said...

Neethu,

Hey, don't attribute this to the whole of mankind. I claim ownership on this!

K.V,

I know. That was the spontaneous one, the rest had to be thought up. Shows :)

Kuju said...

Hey, I wonder how it will be if ducky and mani(ccw) got together and wrote a book. I'm just letting my imagination run wild here.