Tuesday, August 15, 2006

T for TNR

This Tortured soul, Tumbled into this Totalitarian world by the Twists of fate, taken for a ride both as Teacher and Torturer by the Treasonous Tryst of my parents Throwing me into a world of Tension and Trouble. The Toxins Traveling Through my veins are but a Testament to the Testimony that my Tender parts are Tingling with the Terrible Thoughtlessness, felt usually during a Traumatic Ten-hour operation.

To elaborate upon the Travails and Tribulations which afflict me would Try the Tolerance of any Timid Tribal among These Teeming millions. The only Thought of action possible is met with Terapidation and Toothlessness by the Throngs of This Ten-Thousand strong community.

But this Temerity with which I describe Trivialities of my Troubled life caught between the Throes of Tired Teetotalers and Totally Trashed Tipsters must surely take away the Tiny Tokens of Thinking matter you have been Trusted with by The Maker. Therefore, let me Take away This Totally needless Tapestries surrounding my Timely arrival to save you from your Timeless Troubles, and just say That ‘Tis my honour to meet Thee, and you may call me, T.

:)

13 comments:

Shazz said...

T

Hariharan said...

T To Thou Too

Soumya said...

:| ive heard about laziness, but THIS tops it all.

AG said...

A result of yesterday's sleepless night??... TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT :)

Ducky said...

Anirudh,
FY

Hariharan,
Thank Thou :)

Soumya,
It's the work of a genius, Hello!

Ajit,
There's more :)

Shazz said...

Anand,
V

Manasi Subramaniam said...

Aiyo!

Btw. Hariharan and Anand: Since you both used the second person pronoun as the subject not the object, you both should have said thee not thou.

Shazz said...

Aiyo!

Ducky said...

Manasi,
Ennadhu? Subject? Object ah? T.

Anirudh,
I know!

Prashanth said...

TNR FM

Hariharan said...

Well, i shall take that correction.. the first comment that came to my mind was an expletive.. (somethin like the***)didn want to disturb the peace(or shud I say Tranquility) though..

Krish said...

im sueing you for creative copyright infringement :P. unless you were wearing the hat while writing it. Then youre excused.

Ducky said...

Krish,
I'm always wearing the hat da... It's a perfect fit. I don't keep losing it like the V Gravesen :P