Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Day of the Jackal.

1. Metallica retake their rightful place as my favourite band. Listen to the Metallica Playlist for hour and a half. Get high.

2. TNEB finally computerises its database. When you pay bill, they will give you printed out receipt. All very nice.

3. Passbook update. I get measly interest of 154 bucks on 10,00 odd over 6 months. But then, Mutual Fund Investments are sunject to Market risks. No time to read Offer Document carefully before investing. Besides, if I go to them with like 10,000 bucks, they'll probably suggest, very politely, a very unsavoury place where I can shove it.

4. Kinetic Honda has small wheel-base. Onyx sweeps off the sand from center of roads to the sides. Two facts. Thing not to do because of these facts- Take a turn along the edge of the road, holding the brakes all the while too. Thing that happens if you do The Thing That Should Not Be (Metallica all day, showing.)- Seven big bloody scratches, all on left side. Three toes, the knee, the thigh, the palm and the elbow. Kinetic's fork bends, take it to the Mechanic. Mechanic guy looks at you, standing like Tyler Durden after first day of Fight Club, decides he better patch you up before you get Tetanus or something. Get extremely high over remaining bloodstained for so long and getting it patched up at a Mechanic's.

5. Still can play guitar, palm is not used in that process. Feel extremely gratified, and proceed to strum it aimlessly for one and half hours. Index finger nearly cut, just misses being eighth injury for the day.

Must get self a diary.... then I can go Dear Diary,...

10 comments:

Shazz said...

yes you should. THAT or a first aid manual. :)

Junta will be pleased to know that i will be back saturday morning. I put it here coz the readership here is no doubt higher. Thank you very much.. :|

Soumya said...

weren't you ssad that your fingers weren't bleeding a few days ago? um JUST pointing out the irony here:)

Shazz said...

:D

Manasi Subramaniam said...

It's wonderful to hear how productive your life has been. I'm thrilled.

Ducky said...

Anirudh,
Yes, First Aid manual, surely. And what're you laughin at :|

Soumya,
Nice to see you can find an irony in my moment of agony...

Manasi,
Surely not as productive as yours, but I try :). What's with the pic? :)

Dharik said...

no wonder then you havent come online for sometime now.. hurting fingers:)
and whats with strumming of guitar ?? bought one??

Dharik said...

hey firstly my bro s name is "pawan" ... and whats with strumming guitars?? bought one?

Ducky said...

Riko,
Sorry bout the spelling... will correct it. Yeah, bought one, what else, teenage boy in college SHOULD have guitar, right? ;)

it's baille said...

well said...even rikkman has a guitar..

Prashanth said...

Trying really hard to stay on the bike is the same as trying really hard not to fall off the bike so when neither of them work.... simply clutch hit, lift ;)