Tuesday, April 25, 2006

The truth is that I'm a bad person. But, that's gonna change - I'm going to change. This is the last of that sort of thing. Now I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already. I'm gonna be just like you. The job, the family, the fucking big television. The washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electric tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisure wear, luggage, three piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption clearing gutters, getting by, looking ahead, the day you die.

16 comments:

S said...

ooh la la!!!

and why are u so bad?? :D

Ducky said...

Why am I bad? The reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

AG said...

vetty scene...

S said...

vetti maxxxx!!! :O

and don't u, like, have ur eggjams or something now??!! :P

Shazz said...

Yes he does!! Poi padi da ducker!

Which movie did you lift this one from?? Same one a?

Ducky said...

bd,
Thank you, your honor. With God's help I'll conquer this terrible affliction.

s,
I don't feel the sickness yet, but it's in the post. That's for sure. I'm in the junkie limbo at the moment. Too ill to sleep. Too tired to stay awake, but the sickness is on its way. Sweat, chills, nausea. Pain and craving. A need like nothing else I've ever known will soon take hold of me. It's on its way.

Anirudh,
This was to be my final hit, but let's be clear about this. There's final hits and final hits. What kind was this to be?

Manasi Subramaniam said...

You might want to try posting something a tad more credible, kid. Besides. You know the deal. You can't get high without a certain someone. Btw. It's Manasi Subramaniam not Manasi S. on your blogroll ma.

Ducky said...

Right. So we all get old and then we can't hack it anymore. Is that it?

Shazz said...

and what WOULD be an appropriate answer to that??

And i ASSUME Manasi is talking about somebody else because her drinking rates right up there with porky pig in an aircraft! Though it WOULD be a sight to see. :|

I have absolutely no doubt that i'm in for a brutal tongue-whipping for that! Carry on!

Ducky said...

Anirudh,
Excuse me, excuse me. I don't mean to harass you, but I was very impressed with the capable and stylish manner in which you dealt with that situation.

Manasi Subramaniam said...

We're all just not you, kanna. And I'm hoping that at least you know what the hell Anirudh is talking about.

Shazz said...

What?? You didn't understand a?? Anand understood! I think you've been hanging around reporters too long. They kinda warp your thought processes you know. You're probably becoming... (ugh!) mature or something. better be careful. :|

CB said...

Trainspotting?
Haven't seen the movie. A parallel to that?

Ducky said...

Wogay people, time to break the bubble. The whole post AND all the comments are lines from the movie Trainspotting, and all the lines are from the same character called Mark Renton, played by Ewan McGregor with a a Bluddy Brulliaint Scottish accent.... Watch the movie! (If you're above 19 and are in engineering college).

Shazz said...

AHA! I was right on the ticket(pun unintended)!

AG said...

ada paavi.. i thot some fight club shag u were putting..